Today is International joke day, what better way to celebrate it than some cycling jokes…… Plus a couple of goat related ones for good measure.
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1. A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.
“What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.
“Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .”
“Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”
2. Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
3. My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
4. The investment banker couldn’t ride his bike anymore?
He lost his balance
5. How did the barber win the bike race?
He took a short cut.
6. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
7. Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?
He took the psycho-path.
8. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
9. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it’s too tired!
10. Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
11. “Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat”.
“How long have you felt like that”?
***** “Since I was a kid”.
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