Cycling Jokes // There’s Some ‘Wheelie’ Bad Ones!

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Today is International joke day, what better way to celebrate it than some cycling jokes…… Plus a couple of goat related ones for good measure.

Enjoy!

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1. A tandem rider is stopped by a police car.

“What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.

“Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .”

“Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”

2. Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off?

It was a vicious cycle.

3. My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?

Take his bike away.

4. The investment banker couldn’t ride his bike anymore?

He lost his balance

5. How did the barber win the bike race?

He took a short cut.

6. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?

The pavement.

7. Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?

He took the psycho-path.

8. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Bicycle petals!

9. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?

Because it’s too tired!

10. Why are goats from France musical?

Because they have French horns.

11. “Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat”.
“How long have you felt like that”?
***** “Since I was a kid”.

 

I hope you enjoyed our great jokes, if you know any other cycling or goat related jokes then comment on our most recent photo – international joke day post on instagram here.


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